Kevin and Max were making their way toward the Fourth of
July festivities when they met up with Tony D., better known as Blade, and his gang.
Blade is a seventeen year old bully who smells of
beer.
Also, it
smells like he ate something dead, for instance road
kill...
When Blade continued
to harass the two boys, Kevin bravely speaks up, calling Blade a "cretin." Blade didn't
know the meaning of the word, so Kevin defined it for him. Max laughed, and Blade--who
was known to carry a knife and possibly a razor--appeared to be making up his mind what
to do next. Before he could make his move, however, a police siren wailed, and Blade and
his
punksters
are out of there, burning rubber in their
Reeboks.
That's when Kevin
made his joke. Close Encounters of the Third Kind is a famous
science fiction movie about alien encounters, and Kevin created his own pun, using the
word "turd" (for Blade) instead of third.
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