For my assignment on "A Modest Proposal," my topic is drugs. The problem is I can't think of an outrageous solution to the increasing drug rate.

This is a good topic to pick, so well done! You might want
to think of a solution but coming from a slightly different direction. Have you thought
of the solution actually being for the government to supply heroin to every citizen and
to legally require them to take it? It would be brilliant because then, if everyone is
addicted to heroin, there would be no "problem" as such because it would just be
considered a natural part of human life! It would also allow governments to legally
control the flow and dissemination of heroin rather than the lack of checks and controls
that it has now, and thus make sure that the heroin that it supplies to its citizens is
of the best quality and not adulterated with any other chemicals that could be
dangerous. It will also remove the stigma of being a "drug user" as everyone will be a
drug user, whilst allowing the government to raise more money through taxing heroin in
the same way that cigarettes are taxed. Pregnant mothers can be made addicted so that
their children will be addicted when they are born, thus making sure that nobody escapes
this blessing. What do you think?!