Can someone make up a poem for chemistry?

Oh chemistry, Dear
Chemistry,

I've never really studied
thee,

But in the world thour't all
around,

Examples of chemistry simply
abound.

What is all matter if not mixtures of
chems?

What are all people, both Republicans and
Dems?

Why nothing but a few bucks worth of common
chems;

Yes, all of them: boys and girls, gents and
femmes.

On every container of household
goods,

For freshening the air or for polishing
wood,

What do we find, written in letters small but
good?

A list of chemicals, of course, as the gov. deems it
should.

Oh chemicals, Dear chemicals, if you did
not exist,

How sorely you'd be
missed.

For some more (and much better) poems
about chemistry, see the link below.